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Generic small time football blather thread 2015/16
Monkeys Fist replied to The Fish's topic in Newcastle Forum
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Generic small time football blather thread 2015/16
Monkeys Fist replied to The Fish's topic in Newcastle Forum
Who the fuck do they think they'll get instead? -
I blame the parentheses.
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Hippo Heed appointed Engerland manager
Monkeys Fist replied to Geordie1973's topic in Newcastle Forum
Looks like Hippo Heed might've chewed his last stick of gum. Sam Allardyce: Ex-England manager could face football ban http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37526465 -
Doubtful,he's 6.
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Pulled up at home tonight , The Boy gets out of the car and, instead of going straight in the house as usual, he waits in the cold and dark on the drive for me to park. I get out and he asks, deadly serious. " Dad, is it a fact that over half the country don't like .... (dramatic pause, he actually did this ) .... Oysters?" Wtf ? (There had been no mention of oysters in the entire evenings conversations )
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I reckon Mr. McFerrin has County Durham heritage, as he sings it " Don't Werry" Mackem Twat.
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I've seen this happen, it's true.
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2nd season is outstanding mate.
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Hippo Heed appointed Engerland manager
Monkeys Fist replied to Geordie1973's topic in Newcastle Forum
Moyes. If they sack him, they're knackered as most of that list would be their shortlist. -
Materialism: The "What have you bought?" Thread
Monkeys Fist replied to Tooj's topic in General Chat
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Film/moving picture show you most recently watched
Monkeys Fist replied to Jimbo's topic in General Chat
She interfering with your browsing for used panties -
Materialism: The "What have you bought?" Thread
Monkeys Fist replied to Tooj's topic in General Chat
They won't go with his AC/DC tour t-shirts either. -
Hippo Heed appointed Engerland manager
Monkeys Fist replied to Geordie1973's topic in Newcastle Forum
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There could be fail-safe instructions to getting in Sofia Vergaras pants whilst also becoming a billionaire and I'd still never hear it.
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I lasted precisely 3 seconds after he began speaking. If I had a voice like that I'd have my vocal chords removed.
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What should the next match thread call NUFC?
Monkeys Fist replied to Happy Face's topic in Newcastle Forum
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