Monkeys Fist

Aye, he only looks about 10-11.

d your post.

Check your inbox.

When you called it "the pod" I immediately pictured you and your pals as man-headed dolphins, shouting out random NUFC facts as you breach the surface. (Don't to inject too much Bong in your 20s, kids. Mmm'kay? )

That's because they're digital, not analogue.

Or he missed it.

CTs diet sheet for the week; 1 carrot* 1 parsnip* 1 broccoli* 12 trays of kebab meat 4 pints of goose fat for roasting *didn't have any of these, used chips instead.

Unless he's got one of these. http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/03/someone-made-a-lego-hair-bike-helmet-and-everyone-thinks-its-awesome-6168247/ Oh, and reported.

They're fucked if he takes his hat off. No one will recognise him.

*blubbering. As in Cetacean.

There's not, mind.

Fury or Fatty?

He looks like the lass was tripping her tits off. Come on, that's a piss take

Police hunt deformed freak whilst wearing fisheye lens specs.. https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/sep/30/police-hunt-man-who-attacked-girl-on-her-way-to-school-in-hackney?cmp=oth_b-aplnews_d-2 That identikit is taking the piss, mind.

Relax, he'd need people to listen to it to go full-time

He's lucky she didn't give him a good fucking kicking

Fucking hell man @@ChezGiven, I know times are tough since the crash in the foie gras markets, but you didn't need to resort to this , http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-37538453 (I've got the keys to Fop's old safe house if you need it )

Practise what you troll? Please

You're right. We need someone like a Bally or a Catts to grab the game by the scruff of its neck and batter the shite out of it.

I propose we change our "walk on" music for this match from Oh Fortuna to this.

Best PM in your lunchtime?

Here's some grot for the knicker-sniffer