Monkeys Fist

Minge like a turtles throat.

I'm older than most of you and if anything, I've become more of a lefty as I've aged. Watching successive Tory governments bending the country over and screwing it for all it's worth, then blaming it on the underclass they themselves created as a result, is probably why.

He's fortunate his dad ran out of h's.

Aye. Shit and wrong.

I'm not sure he'll be able to get your subtle hints here mind, Strawb. Can you be a little more direct

Microwave? Bacon? Mackem.

This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps, Howay. This is what HAPPENS!.

essembee has the painters in.

Any sauce whatsoever on a bacon sarnie is sacrilege, you filthy heathen.

Are you Jon Snow?

iirc, the day before the vote the prevailing westerlies swung around to a south easterly, blowing more filthy immigrants to Good Olde Britain. CTs die were cast.

Is it worth pointing out that Jar Jar didn't know which way he going to vote until a few days before the referendum?

You can tell Tubs has nicked the term "remoaner" from the Mail or one of the other boards he infests, simply because it's spelled correctly.

None,if it's a genuine claim.

What happens to the one who falls down the gap?

J69 goes to the chippy. " Bag of chips please, Doreen" " Do you want some batter with that , love?"

http://youtu.be/TYYQPI2LR0M

32' chin.

Only if the Mrs. doesn't catch you.

That'd be a cracking band- covers of N.I.N. and The Stooges performed by a 4-piece male vocal group, dressed like this, The Nihilistics.

I'd take a guess and say that one of them no longer posts but lurks

They all need hover boards. And goji berries.