Monkeys Fist

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Get out.

What if the bottom goes on top, cowboy style? Is he a top bottom, or just half a pouff?

Holy Grail Giz a clue.

Aye Top one, btw.

I might just send him some dirty keks from J69s site, less hassle, same aroma.

Nicking that.

I must admit I'm really looking forward to it. The option of arriving in Barcelona a day early and having a solo evenings wander is increasingly likely too. I guess there's no problem putting bottled beers in the hold , as it's not going to be pissy lager or any thing fizzy?

Possibly due to some, as yet unconfirmed, bizarre alignment of planetary bodies and that kind of shite, I've somehow managed to wangle a pass to a 20 year reunion of folks I worked with as a Canoe God. It's in March next year, near Perpignan. The guy arranging it owns several very nice gites in a village there, and has invited a bunch of us down for a long weekend of nostalgia and amnesia Anyway, I'm looking at flying Newcastle to Barcelona then hiring a car and driving up there, it's only an hour and a half ( 3/2 for ), but as a very infrequent flyer I have a question. I want to take a few bottles of decent local beers down as part of a gift for the lad who's putting the weekend on, but I'm not sure what the best way to get them there is? Can I put them in my carry on bag, in my luggage, or am I better off having them delivered to Perpignan and collecting them once I get there?

Sweet. I know where you mean- it's south east of the racecourse? Otters too? How much is yearly membership, it's literally a 5 minute bike ride from my house and sounds like an amazing spot. Edit; just googled it. £39 a year. Well worth it. http://www.nhsn.ncl.ac.uk/join-us/become-a-member/

Gosforth Park? Just round the corner from me. I had no idea there were Kingfishers there.

Fantastic that, Tooj. Where'd you take it?

He has the best reading skills.

Whale is about right. Blue whale.

Tbf, If it's the same chippy I'm thinking of, the large Fish supper is fucking ridiculous.

Not dead then. Well done.

What if it makes him a shitty crank, though?

Me too

Middle name? Was three not enough ?

Spoilers! Ffs.

Good luck KCG. ( are you having it battered and deep fried afterwards? )

Get a mask Break in Rifle her dirty laundry basket. Ffs, amateurs

Foreplay for J