Monkeys Fist

Gag Fnarr

Bowl me!

He was nostrils deep in dirty gusset whilst everyone else was tripping their tits off. Swings and roundabouts

Mackems are short of strikers, aren't they?

Is he not speaking to himself anymore? Must've had a falling out

Same day as the Farage/Trump love-in.

Should've gone to Glegsavers

Leported.

Rentons new book, "This Bastard House Hates Me" Out soon on amazon. Please give us a preview of the Builders are Twats chapter.

Gegs or geps. Chester le Street is a bit "special"

Poppy? Pride? Fabulous, dahling!

Any 14 in particular?

In TT tradition for your non-birthday, here aren't some boobs SFW.

"Shocker" mightn't be the best term to use in this toilet themed discussion

The Beige unveiled their latest manager.

Little bit Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.

You.

At risk of coming across all Wolfy, I'm increasingly convinced that this is the case. If you look at his entire campaign as a serious push for the Presidency, it (the campaign)makes no sense at all - he's alienated virtually every demographic going, and now has his own party deserting him. If you look at it as a false flag exercise to destabilise the GOP and get Clinton in to the Whitehouse, it plays out perfectly. ( Next step- dump the GOP at the last minute, declare as an independent, take his Loony support with him…job done )

Something by Seth Rogen?

3-0 to the Gusset Sludge.