Monkeys Fist

Bacon and chips you say? On top of chilli? 32" waist, here I come!

Please explain the concept of flaked chilli...... I mean, c'mon. Chilli is mince and rice and chips, how'd you flake that?

Thirded. But only if someone tells me how to do it.

You asked for it.

Noelie'd your post

Said Quiffs Mam, at his birth.

I've got a Thermos one. Does it's job.

If they cremate him he'll still be going on Bonfire night. Oh aye, RIP and that.

3-1. (This prediction conforms to British Standard 107a).

sunderland is the underworld.

Conehead is Kasey

This is where J69 pops up and gives him a sanctimonious lecture on the dangers of speeding to pedestrians and other roa....... ..... oh.

Arse batter. The one time I get it bang on and I get nowt.

Fucking Jeremy .....

Moose-proof?

Aye, I noticed that "booking fee", was going to query it but it must've been the same 10yr old on duty- I'd have felt like I was kicking a puppy. We are up in L4 of the Leazes, I'll be teaching him some inappropriate chants over the weekend.

(Bob didn't have a coke-can fringe, did he?)

Gave him his ticket just now, he's a gibbering wreck We had better win on Tuesday

That's our dear, departed taxi friend in his weekend garb.

Just been to the ground to pick up tickets for the cup game on Tuesday ( Fist Jnr's first game ). As I'm leaving, walking past the big crowd picture next to the cash point, there's a mackem ( aged about 20-22) wearing his filthy rag, having his picture taken in front of it. Why??? What drives them to do it ? ( naturally, I informed him politely of his status in the human race).

You narcoslut

The guilt is a burden I will carry with me for, ooh, seconds.