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Everything posted by Monkeys Fist
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Bacon and chips you say? On top of chilli? 32" waist, here I come!
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Please explain the concept of flaked chilli...... I mean, c'mon. Chilli is mince and rice and chips, how'd you flake that?
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Thirded. But only if someone tells me how to do it.
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You asked for it.
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Prolapsed Anus Eaters v Preston North End - 25 Oct @ 19:45
Monkeys Fist replied to Happy Face's topic in Newcastle Forum
Noelie'd your post -
Said Quiffs Mam, at his birth.
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I've got a Thermos one. Does it's job.
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If they cremate him he'll still be going on Bonfire night. Oh aye, RIP and that.
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Prolapsed Anus Eaters v Preston North End - 25 Oct @ 19:45
Monkeys Fist replied to Happy Face's topic in Newcastle Forum
3-1. (This prediction conforms to British Standard 107a). -
sunderland is the underworld.
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Conehead is Kasey
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This is where J69 pops up and gives him a sanctimonious lecture on the dangers of speeding to pedestrians and other roa....... ..... oh.
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Arse batter. The one time I get it bang on and I get nowt.
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Generic small time football blather thread 2015/16
Monkeys Fist replied to The Fish's topic in Newcastle Forum
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Materialism: The "What have you bought?" Thread
Monkeys Fist replied to Tooj's topic in General Chat
Moose-proof? -
Aye, I noticed that "booking fee", was going to query it but it must've been the same 10yr old on duty- I'd have felt like I was kicking a puppy. We are up in L4 of the Leazes, I'll be teaching him some inappropriate chants over the weekend.
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(Bob didn't have a coke-can fringe, did he?)
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Gave him his ticket just now, he's a gibbering wreck We had better win on Tuesday
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That's our dear, departed taxi friend in his weekend garb.
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Just been to the ground to pick up tickets for the cup game on Tuesday ( Fist Jnr's first game ). As I'm leaving, walking past the big crowd picture next to the cash point, there's a mackem ( aged about 20-22) wearing his filthy rag, having his picture taken in front of it. Why??? What drives them to do it ? ( naturally, I informed him politely of his status in the human race).
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The guilt is a burden I will carry with me for, ooh, seconds.