Monkeys Fist
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Prolapsed Anus Eaters v Preston North End - 25 Oct @ 19:45
Monkeys Fist replied to Happy Face's topic in Newcastle Forum
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https://mobile.twitter.com/RobbieW1892/status/791396217280495616
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Losing 1-0.
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Generic small time football blather thread 2015/16
Monkeys Fist replied to The Fish's topic in Newcastle Forum
The blond bint at the front doing a John Redwood in the first minute " Mmm unnhhh ner neerrrr VILLA! neeer ner mmm" -
PM'd.
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Just read the wiki page for Howay's dad, which is a perfect description of "downward spiral". https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Gregory_(footballer)
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Well, I ror'd anyway.
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Asda. Boldon.
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Yes Best recipes of my lifetime.
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They sat quietly waiting for their pizzas then unfurled a banner of Bobby Charlton with " Where's your Messiah now?" on it.
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Sorry if I upset you. Let's quiche and make up.
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All is forgiven
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Didn't have microwaves, through it on fire instead.
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Best in Show at Crusts.
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And I'm getting grief from Ewerk for my groaners?
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I thought our reserves did quite well.....
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I have the best jokes.
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Prolapsed Anus Eaters v Preston North End - 25 Oct @ 19:45
Monkeys Fist replied to Happy Face's topic in Newcastle Forum
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If by some miracle the paedos manage to beat Southampton tomorrow I'd be over the moon if we got them in the draw. Won't happen, they'll get howked. Again.
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Prolapsed Anus Eaters v Preston North End - 25 Oct @ 19:45
Monkeys Fist replied to Happy Face's topic in Newcastle Forum
Same, took the 6yr old laddie for his first game, he absolutely loved it. He's expecting 6-0 howkings every game now. He'll learn. -
What have professional horse racers got to do with it?
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