Monkeys Fist

20 minutes in, whips out his phone to show some lass his baby. Instantly surrounded by 10 more cooing nurses all squeezing round to see the Nipper. J69....

True story.

" Tenner for your knickers, pet. "

I once had a shit off an 800ft cliff and watched it all the way down- imagine this with a chod instead of Wile Coyote. 3-1 to the Papa Laz's.

It's up to you to set the tone Scoobos. Turn up in a back-to-front mankini with a bottle of Thunderbird on an IV drip.

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The new Andy Goram?

Fucking get in! Beating the shite out of the European Champions.

A Roman walks in to a bar, holds up two fingers and says " Five beers please".

I'm only joking man, woman man. ( untangle that one!) Tell you what though , if you auction one off for the Bobby Robson Foundation that would be a nice touch.

Little Leprechauns ? I dinnit gerrit Marra.

We agreed a 10% creative consultancy fee, yes?

Get out.

If you don't recreate this for us in your boxers and knee socks there's more wrong with the world than Trump

Were they both called Harry?

Leaked footage of Gemmill in ref school.

I thought you'd dumped the cats with the Mrs, Gemmill?

Championship refs.

Uber Mick.

Wasn't "middle" Mick dubbed Basic Mick? Or was that another Mick?

Aye, gender boundaries.

A Sitter? Welcome aboard.

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