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Everything posted by Monkeys Fist
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("Looks lovely,pet. Shows off your figure......" )
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Where would you and the Jizz Trombones guys recommend?
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Eau de Colon?
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Champagne facial?
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Wasn't it The Jolly Felcher?
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Top 20 poll from The Mag (2013 though) http://www.themag.co.uk/2013/07/top-twenty-newcastle-united-pubs-in-newcastle-named/
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Ages ago, he made claims to be ex-forces, which I seem to recall came unstuck fairly swiftly. Can't remember where/when though.
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The Strawberry is right beside the ground, will be packed but good ales. Haven't been in the Trent in ages, but it's 2 minutes from the ground- see above for ales and busyness. Bar 9 and Shark Bar are very close if you are fond of bars full of Spunk Trumpets. Edit; The Percy in Haymarket is 3-4 minutes from the ground, having said all of the above, most all the Haymarket/Gallowgate bars are no more than 5 minutes from the ground. Enjoy.
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Carrying on with that kind of shit is precisely why your back door is no longer watertight.
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Generic small time football blather thread 2015/16
Monkeys Fist replied to The Fish's topic in Newcastle Forum
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All this "coward" patter from our resident serial killer- wasn't he shown up as a Walter on here?
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Greensides?
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Just got back from fixing Catmags leaky rear entrance. Tried bunging everything I had in it to seal it up, but it was just too big a crack. End up smashing it. ( If anyone needs me I'm at the sports massage clinic having my wrists seen to).
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" Send me to Whickham!" "Only if you Swalwell, love "
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Snoop " This nigga crazier than the shit I got on my head"
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What's it like working with Wykikitoon?
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And a spangly new VW
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No. of people who witnessed the cliff dump- me, a few cicadas, maybe the odd snake. No. of people who witnessed Ewerk's equine strapadichtomy - the entire village plus passing cast of Ballykissangel.
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This from Ewerk, the public bondage freak.