Monkeys Fist

You’ ll be devastated if you fall and break your wrist, it’ll be like getting dumped.

Accepts the fact they’ll want nowt to do with him stoically.

Don’t drink and fuck cars, kids.

Imagine the shame if nobody turned up

Steady on lads, if we push him too far he’ll come at us with his “points”.

Have you called the Earbulance yet?

Rattled

Aren’t you thinking of cuddle-ball?

What is the plural of Lego? Think long and hard about your answer

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Nice one mate. Welcome aboard.

Fire and Brimstone.

So, as a genuine NUFC supporter, as you claim to be, you’ll have no problems telling us how rancid and subhuman the Mackems are for supporting the Child Fucker, will you? In your own words, off you go…

Dain’t beleeyuve the ‘ype

On to his SECOND troll account on a message board of his physical and moral betters, but I’m obsessed. Mackem Logic.

Kids require patience.

Fuck me gently.

I’m about to dump Sky, switching to BT, for broadband. Never had Sky Sports.