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Gemmill has been snapped consoling him. Happy Birthday Ginge.
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Southend " You have been found guilty Mr. Custard, and I sentence you to play for Southend. Take him down. "
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Wigan v Newcastle United - Wednesday 14th @ 19:45
Monkeys Fist replied to Happy Face's topic in Newcastle Forum
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Wigan v Newcastle United - Wednesday 14th @ 19:45
Monkeys Fist replied to Happy Face's topic in Newcastle Forum
Tallywhacker is what CT calls his button mushroom. Tailwater is what falls out of your arse the morning after too many of Parky's Waitrose Czech lagers. -
If anybody can be arsed, this should go in the Gold section.
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Wigan v Newcastle United - Wednesday 14th @ 19:45
Monkeys Fist replied to Happy Face's topic in Newcastle Forum
6-0 to us. We'll absolutely howk these fucking bampy non-entities. -
I drove the family to Normandy last year, crossed to Dunkirk instead of Calais ( you might want to look at sailing from Portsmouth instead? Slightly longer drive through U.K. but it puts you right in Normandy). We stayed in an AirB&B just outside of Caen, which was great for our needs. Read up on The Normandy Landings, William the Conqueror and Asterix and Obelix before you go, as most of the tourist spots are focused on one/all of them. If you are driving from Calais/Dunkirk, you might want to plan a stopover in the Somme area if you're interested, since it's on the way and breaks up the drive.
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Generic small time football blather thread 2015/16
Monkeys Fist replied to The Fish's topic in Newcastle Forum
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Newcastle United v Birmingham City - POLL RESTARTED
Monkeys Fist replied to wykikitoon's topic in Newcastle Forum
Ffs! Useless cunts. -
Newcastle United v Birmingham City - POLL RESTARTED
Monkeys Fist replied to wykikitoon's topic in Newcastle Forum
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Newcastle United v Birmingham City - POLL RESTARTED
Monkeys Fist replied to wykikitoon's topic in Newcastle Forum
I think we should back off, defend the lead. -
Newcastle United v Birmingham City - POLL RESTARTED
Monkeys Fist replied to wykikitoon's topic in Newcastle Forum
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Newcastle United v Birmingham City - POLL RESTARTED
Monkeys Fist replied to wykikitoon's topic in Newcastle Forum
2-0! Fucking get in! -
Newcastle United v Birmingham City - POLL RESTARTED
Monkeys Fist replied to wykikitoon's topic in Newcastle Forum
I detect Russian intervention in this poll. -
Generic small time football blather thread 2015/16
Monkeys Fist replied to The Fish's topic in Newcastle Forum
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Delusional tbh.
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Generic small time football blather thread 2015/16
Monkeys Fist replied to The Fish's topic in Newcastle Forum
Sure I've mentioned this before, but there's a kid in my daughter's year at school called Aragorn. Ffs. -
Home, mildly lashed, donkey cart avoided. Result
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Film/moving picture show you most recently watched
Monkeys Fist replied to Jimbo's topic in General Chat
Did not know Gemmill was in Love Actually. -
I was watching it and thinking , this is how survival of the fittest played out in Medieval times- the ones who were co-ordinated enough to do a Gay Gordon ( )! or Cambridge Reel would get the fit wenches, the others ended up driving passenger carts beteeen Cleadon Mill and Boldon Market.
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No one's ever tied* me to a donkey cart , though. 1-1. *unwillingly.
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It's full of seriously earnest people. Mrs. Fist's family are church types, she's lapsed but still drags me along to all these fucking horrific evenings of forced jollity. I must admit, I quite revel in my,now well known, status as the "bloody atheist". I smile, exchange pleasantries, and silently mock them for their medieval minds, but we all pretend that they don't mind me. Fucking smashing
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At a ceilidh, in a church hall, full of Sky Fairy believers. Naturally, I'm now off my tits
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Generic small time football blather thread 2015/16
Monkeys Fist replied to The Fish's topic in Newcastle Forum
Your arms will be knacking by the end the night.