Monkeys Fist

The pause made it. Titty sprinkles.

In fairness, he'd have no choice after a champagne enema.

- best all round poster (football) ;tough one, between David Kelly and Howay, but Howay gets it for the added lulz - best all round poster (general) ;Alex aka and Rayvin - funniest poster ;three way between Gemmill, Howmanheyman and Meenzer. Only one of the above will be happy with that. - most thought provoking thread starter; Group award to everyone who polluted the minds of every poor bugger that searched for our namesake kids cartoon site whilst the abusive match threads were running. - poster you'd most like to go for a beer with ; Ken - poster you'd most like to slap you in the face with a wet fish; Catmag. Safe word would be halibut. - thickest skin; The Fish - thinnest skin ; CT or Phtevie - best fact checker; - biggest blairite; Me and Gordon Ramsey - biggest trot; see above - most likely to end up in an insane asylum; since Essembee is disqualified as he's clearly already there, Wykiktoon. - biggest hipster wanker; This award is sponsored by The English Tapas Pop Up Hoverboard Beard Oil Company .... and jointly goes to Gloomy and Fish. - most sanctimonious ; Given my schizophrenia, I'm in two minds about this, so we gives the precious to J69. - most missed former poster ; Toughguymick. - the leazesmag award for the poster most likely to start an argument with him/herself ; -The Adam Johnson Best Young 'Un Award; Haydenator… who has clearly found a lass since he's never on here now - best female poster ; CT

What would you say her two biggest hits* are? *ducking autocucumber.

He's being influenced by Black Russians.

Zolagate, tbh. He's on a roll.

You sure?

Are you confusing 'conflate' with 'confuse'?

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Just you wait until you get home and your mother finds out, young man! You'll be grounded.

(3pts, back on top. )

He needs to improve his long-range passing, and do less of the dribbling with the ball at his feet. He's a classic example of your English Tappers.

2-0! Atsuuuu!

Makes me think Kenny Baker might still be alive http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/35963-yes-gemmill/?p=1422800

Gettin!

They've just appointed Zola on two and a half year contract* http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38322274 * foa Fish-verified, fact checked, link provided -

Do it with Champagne and "certain" posters will be changing their pantalons.

Like this, you mean?

Gemmill has been snapped consoling him. Happy Birthday Ginge.