Monkeys Fist

Alistair Pirrie! (Thanks google)This blogger isn't a big fan of his http://toomuchapplepie.blogspot.co.uk/2012/08/teatime-tyne-tees-tv.html?m=1 (Worth reading the comments, there's a link to a clip with him calling Lynn Spencer "Slut face" )

Who was the fat git that presented Razzamatazz? Definite Yewtree.

3-1. The place will reek of sprouty farts.

NSFDF

No way is Gemmill Ponch, mind. He's the "other one". You know, the ginger one

Gemmill in full CHiPs uniform will have CT sweating like a fat lass in a disco.

Conflated your post

FYP

That'll do.

Fuck Off

Can someone explain what a mortgage is to Quiff.

Are you conflating musical ability with trouser trembliciousness? I've said before why I dislike the dirge- it's music from a film about Americans on the West Coast of Scotland. It's written by a Scot, who lived in Blyth for about ten years before fucking off to London. If we want a song that has Geordie connections, this isn't it. ( it's also fucking shite.)

On an open fire?

It has nothing to do with Newcastle, which conflates a lot of people.

Let's hope he is.

Now then , now then.

I think you're conflating me with someone else?

I fucking despise that song with a fierce passion.

Ssh bby. Is ok.

Anyone got ticket no.87823? Anyone? Ffs.

Diame! 2-1

Fuck off. And that fucking music can fuck off too. Are we playing at the fucking Hoppings?