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  1. Monkeys Fist
    Since we're in for a few years of Tory rule, can't we just privatise the fuckers?
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    As an atheist, I agree.
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    I've nothing in particular against Palace, if I'm honest they're more beige than Villa to me. However, I really hope he fails miserably and goes down. With Pardew's sunderland.
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    Confirmed. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38408288 This article is the journalistic version of a rusty trombone.
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    They both called each other cunts, which is blatant and overt genitalism, and trumps racism and baldism.
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    Fat Sam to Palace Pardew to sunderland. It's The Circle of Shite; Mufatsam: Look, Pardsa Everything the shite touches is our kingdom. Young Pardsa: Whoa... Mufatsam: A king's time as ruler rises and falls like the a Mackem's knickers. One day, Pardsa the sun will set on my time here, and will rise with you as the new king. Young Pardsa: And this'll all be mine? Mufatsam: Everything... Young Pardsa: Everything the shite touches...
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    This, plus the Fat Sam talk, plus the Pardew at sunderland possibilities, has quite made my week.
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    Uber

    Monkeys Fist replied to Gemmill's topic in General Chat

    Leported
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    BBQ in Mexico. Gruesome. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-38396404
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    Haydnator

    Monkeys Fist replied to ewerk's topic in General Chat

    Happy Birthday youth. Since you're 16, you're allowed the traditional TT birthday boobs. Here's a cracking pair of massive tits.
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    2016 going out with a bang?
  14. Monkeys Fist
    I'd take my own piss in. Look after the pennies.....
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    What was sand, Parky?
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    Btw, if the other bloke called an alopecia sufferer a bald cunt, isn't that also aggravated abuse?
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    Whoopsies. It's about having the balance between work and life sorted before you retire, though. If you suddenly have all that free time,but no interests to fill it with, you're going to go mental. If you already have interests/hobbies whatever, its an opportunity to pursue them without the chore of graft getting in the way. Edit; when you see lottery winners who carry on working in their shitty jobs, that's an extreme example of my point- they have no idea what to do because they've let work become their sole existence. They have no idea what to do without it.
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    Mind you, season's not over yet.
  20. Monkeys Fist
    It's all Renton's fault, the massive fucking racist.
  21. Monkeys Fist
    You have a daughter, don't you?
  22. Monkeys Fist
    Ffs. Gunman an off-duty copper. And also 'neutralised' http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-38369962
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    Yes it's been busy tonight. I finish around 3am. Fuck off
  24. Monkeys Fist
    Sally James...... Anyone who didn't fancy her was lying.
  25. Monkeys Fist
    One of the only things I miss from my stint as a cabbie was knocking off at 3am and going to the 24hr supermarket to shop in peace.
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