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Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team
Monkeys Fist replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
I've nothing in particular against Palace, if I'm honest they're more beige than Villa to me. However, I really hope he fails miserably and goes down. With Pardew's sunderland.- 10610 replies
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Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team
Monkeys Fist replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
Confirmed. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38408288 This article is the journalistic version of a rusty trombone.- 10610 replies
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They both called each other cunts, which is blatant and overt genitalism, and trumps racism and baldism.
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Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team
Monkeys Fist replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
Fat Sam to Palace Pardew to sunderland. It's The Circle of Shite; Mufatsam: Look, Pardsa Everything the shite touches is our kingdom. Young Pardsa: Whoa... Mufatsam: A king's time as ruler rises and falls like the a Mackem's knickers. One day, Pardsa the sun will set on my time here, and will rise with you as the new king. Young Pardsa: And this'll all be mine? Mufatsam: Everything... Young Pardsa: Everything the shite touches...- 10610 replies
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Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team
Monkeys Fist replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
This, plus the Fat Sam talk, plus the Pardew at sunderland possibilities, has quite made my week.- 10610 replies
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BBQ in Mexico. Gruesome. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-38396404
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Materialism: The "What have you bought?" Thread
Monkeys Fist replied to Tooj's topic in General Chat
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Happy Birthday youth. Since you're 16, you're allowed the traditional TT birthday boobs. Here's a cracking pair of massive tits.
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2016 going out with a bang?
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Generic small time football blather thread 2015/16
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What was sand, Parky?
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Btw, if the other bloke called an alopecia sufferer a bald cunt, isn't that also aggravated abuse?
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Materialism: The "What have you bought?" Thread
Monkeys Fist replied to Tooj's topic in General Chat
Whoopsies. It's about having the balance between work and life sorted before you retire, though. If you suddenly have all that free time,but no interests to fill it with, you're going to go mental. If you already have interests/hobbies whatever, its an opportunity to pursue them without the chore of graft getting in the way. Edit; when you see lottery winners who carry on working in their shitty jobs, that's an extreme example of my point- they have no idea what to do because they've let work become their sole existence. They have no idea what to do without it. -
Mind you, season's not over yet.
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It's all Renton's fault, the massive fucking racist.
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Materialism: The "What have you bought?" Thread
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Ffs. Gunman an off-duty copper. And also 'neutralised' http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-38369962
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Materialism: The "What have you bought?" Thread
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Yes it's been busy tonight. I finish around 3am. Fuck off -
Sally James...... Anyone who didn't fancy her was lying.
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Materialism: The "What have you bought?" Thread
Monkeys Fist replied to Tooj's topic in General Chat
One of the only things I miss from my stint as a cabbie was knocking off at 3am and going to the 24hr supermarket to shop in peace.