Monkeys Fist

Intolerance. I can't stand it.

Is Parky's Mam one of the Marquess of Bath's wifelets?

The hands

" There was a time in the season where this game was billed as a potential title-decider. " When was that, then?

I'm all about good acting.

Does Winona shake her thrupennies in Stranger Things? If not, I'll not bother. Also, I created Three Man Backgammon whilst living on an island near Harlech for a month. After spending a few evenings designing the board and honing the play, me and the other two lads gave it a try. 6 hours later we all rage-quit and never played it again. It was infuriating.

Is Parky a posh twat, then?

He sounds like the noise my laddie makes when he's playing with his toy cars.

Late to the party, but Taboo is set in the Georgian period. Sherlock's brother plays George IV. It's a bloody good show thought, and I agree it can only be improved by Oona's tuchus.

Titty Sprinkles.

20k..... pffft.

Bull's Knacker or just a Basic Knacker?

This is like nails on a blackboard. 1 out of 3hree

LFYP

But you'll be able to watch Jeremy Kyle with your Mam during the week. Special times.

This, and Hughton, and JFK twice, and Dennis fucking Wise, and Pardew, and Llambias, and renaming SJP.... Oh, and Pardew.

Aye. Not fair is it

Also nice to see Phil Brown's career coming along nicely. http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/25866578

Been listening to this album recently, it's excellent.

Agnetha and Anni-Frid are both MLFs.

Bloody hell. Had he been ill?

I nicked it from @StAgBaNtZDave, his 53rd account.

" Ooh, I've burnt my tongue on this tiny portion of English food, can one of you guys pass me a frozen grape?...... Guys?...... Guuu-uuuys?