Monkeys Fist
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Generic small time football blather thread 2015/16
Monkeys Fist replied to The Fish's topic in Newcastle Forum
Has a tendency to go very quiet, also, terrible hair. -
He speaks like someone who is having a half hearted attempt at conversation whilst he's texting dick pics to hookers.
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I stopped playing with Meccano when I was still a kid.
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The fat little shit heard I was back and his mushroom started twitching like a spastic slug.
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Coins? Fucking Neanderthals.
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I'm still ahead of Renton
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She swallows, too.
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£11.57. Final offer.
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That's actually not far off.
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Christ, can you imagine the resulting abomination if his lardy man-gravy somehow got past Nosferatu's minge defences?
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Brutal. I'd best up my game
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I'll give £11.56 if you forego the Monty Python and curl one out in a potty.
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Forgotten? Has the Mince Womble unflounced (again)?
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Could find this one fairly taxing, tbh.
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HM Revenue and customs Investigating NUFC
Monkeys Fist replied to ToonMarshy's topic in Newcastle Forum
" You're allowed one phone call, Mr. Charnley" * ring ring, ring ring..... " Maaaaaam!" -
Bless.
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I've been away sorting my life out. Went on a "retreat" and accepted Our Lord into my life. Have you all heard the Good News?
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HM Revenue and customs Investigating NUFC
Monkeys Fist replied to ToonMarshy's topic in Newcastle Forum
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Lube, m'boy, lube.
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HM Revenue and customs Investigating NUFC
Monkeys Fist replied to ToonMarshy's topic in Newcastle Forum
That's how Penfold got in this mess. -
Fire damp and coal dust in the sandwiches.
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Newcastle United vs Aston Villa 20/02/2017
Monkeys Fist replied to The Fish's topic in Newcastle Forum
Late to the party but :lol:35. Fuck moy