Monkeys Fist

You should message them.

Someone should take her to her a gravel pit and shoot her, she seems nasty and untrainable.

“ In a galaxy, fucking ages ago”

Our record win is 13-0 in 1946. But, given how much the game has changed since then, we should probably temper our predictions accordingly. 16-0. Hat trick for everyone. ‘Appen.

They all sound the same…

Look up posts by an old member called Wolfy- it’s a wild ride

The lads were just after a pint in the Black and White bar.

There’s already a minor celebrity working at my place, tbh. Clue- Newcastle Panto.

Hurley was old enough to have heard first hand tales of Sunderland’s record victory against us, in 1908… … when we won the title, again. RIP MLF MARRA! and of course

The bacterium/algae mutants shall inherit the earth. Wykiki will be utterly disgusted at the lazy bacterium just hitching a ride inside the algae.

@Andrew realising he doesn’t have to do the match threads… … because we’ve been turboshite

Aye, well. Thats that then.

Tiddy Tat?

Baaaallz

Manure losing 1-2

You sure that’s Ian Abraham’s? Looks like Peter White to me.

There’s more than a passing resemblance between Big J and Morpheus in the Matrix, imo, both of whom will fuck you up if you’re a cheeky albino chancer.

If it keeps him at the Theatre of Prawns, I’m not against it.

This is one of the reasons I can’t wait for BUJ7 to get back in the side. Any fucker dishing out this kind of nonsense would find themselves on the end of a perfectly executed Brazilian reducer, licketty feckin split.

God, I hope not.

We’ve all been there …

Yikes.

I call the little rat’s cock transport planner at work “Pumpkin” when he’s having a mare, because I know it instaboils his piss.