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Tiny, as yet unseen, beings are sexually attracted to dough, and use their arc energy to excite the dough in to a state of wheaty engorgement.

What I read was a collection of random words thrown together in an attempt to sound remotely coherent. Taking the doorbell analogy, the way bells work, you know, that electromagnetic hocus pocus, they still need an external force to initiate the magic- someone pushing the button. What's the big finger that's pushing the doorbell, thus causing carbon arcs to jizz on magic energy reflections through crystal veins in the unreachable central hub. Or something. Can you you see why this all comes across as utter nonsense?

So the domes/yolks expand and contract, but they're not directly connected to each other. The thing that's connecting them, though, is ice. Flexible ice, which can expand and contract on a massive scale according to the ( as yet undetermined) day/night and seasonal cycle. Seems perfectly reasonable..... You still haven't given me a the basic cause of the movement of the sun. Edit: just seen the reply above. Aye, you've pulled that out of your arse too, haven't you? Go through each step, as you've outlined it above, and explain the cause and effect of each step please.

What causes it to move up down?

If the dome expands and shrinks, doesn't that mean that the adjoining domes/cells that ours is connected to will have to expand/contract in perfect synchronisation with us, and the other domes/cells they're connected to? Logically, that must mean that each dome is exactly the same, but operating to a slightly different time signature. All sounds a bit, well, complicated, does it not?

You've just pulled that out of your arse, haven't you? What is the mechanism/process that causes the sun to move, then?

So, Wolfy, you say the "Sun" is central. If that's the case, where does the variation in angle come from? (I'm assuming we're using your Ice Dome model here?)

Wolfy, explain seasons to me,mate. How do they happen in your new "cell" system. Whilst you're at it, have a crack at earthquakes and volcanoes.

What are the odds on her being flat-chested.

There's a shock. Have a think, comb through the "evidence", then we'll have a chat.

Wolfy, when do you think that the cover-up began regarding the lack of the Earth's globular dimensions? Hmm?

Jesus sitting out on the terrace, having a cheeky red with the Mrs. after another hard day of carpentry and miracling. One of Jesus' kids runs past and lobs a ball at him, "Dad! Catch!" JC tries, fails, and mutters, " Little bastard" as his kid runs off laughing. " Every time Dad, every single time!"

I agree, proper black and stripes, red numbers, and as sponsor logos go, it's not particularly jarring.

Did you bump in to any dancing gorillas, perchance, mayhap?

Trotticurist- " My word, these hoofs are in a shocking state. Have you been digging up too many rusty spoons lately , Mr. Pigsy?" CT- " Oink".

No Giggety?

Was there a chubby ginger bloke sitting in the restaurant forcing down one last "wafer-thin mint" ?

No fun, my babe No fun?

Do a google search for "Northumberland spa days" Trooper. It'll bring up a stack of places. I've no idea what your budget is, but places listed include Matfen Hall, and a health club in Seahouses, so you should be able to find something suitable in there.

No woman, no cry?

Clue; The "obscure as all fuck" mystery two's intials are G.O. A.M. ( I only know this lot as I was 7-8yrs old and obsessed at the time, it was also my introduction to the shite side of NUFC, when Gordon Lee ( Who's He?), sold Supermac. Bastard. )

Aye, he's there. I'll give you a few more, you can choose which is which. Mickey Burns Tommy Cassidy Alan Gowling Tommy Craig Geoff Nulty Stew Barraclough Irving Nattrass Mick Mahoney ( tra la la la la ) Paul Cannell, fuckin' hell! Leaves the two tricky ones at the back right