Monkeys Fist

I think it’s getting rapidly topped up with all the punters pissing themselves with fear. Were the lads that had the BBQ wi’ or baht ‘at, though?

Alternatively, we get a massive battle drawn out over the remaining episodes, ( hence the 55 nights of filming), everyone dies, the last episode is the Night King ice fucking Cersei to death as Bronn (sole survivor of the whole kingdom), sneaks away overseas with a few naked slave girls. The End.

Rooftop pool being emptied by an earthquake in the Philippines. Jesus titty-fucking Christ

What we are witnessing is the glorious end-stage of a mass outbreak on Wearside of “the first lass in school to get tits”syndrome - they all went full pelt when “she” was briefly attractive, but now that “she’s” a bucket-fannied, worn out slapper, they’re still stubbornly convincing themselves that she’s worth getting a chub-on for, even as they watch her thumb sized nipples droop out of the bottom of her manky Kappa shellsuit top. It’s a joy to witness

I don’t

Lock up his daughters…

“I can’t see meself being sacked just yet… I reckon your boys are letting you down, Don. They can’t be much good can they?”

How many of the Mackem squad would get in to Spartans team ?

What’s the nightlife like in Peterborough tonight, then? Many Schoolies out?

Hooliganism- fine Racism- fine Supporting Paedophiles- fine Mild piss taking by neighbours - banned. Never change, Mackems, never change

Never heard of them, mate.

Who?

Imagine having to construct things like this to alleviate the shame of your kid being born a Mackem. And having too many fingers.

“ So, was Hitler a dinosaur, Gaffer?” ” No son, don’t be daft” ” Was Hitler a naturalist then, Gaffer?” “ Not really Wayne, no” “ Shouldn’t we be in the Imperial War Musuem, Boss?”

He did, he just doesn’t remember.

Could’ve been worse, he could’ve ended up doing a Footy Podcast

He went a bit mental, made out like he was minted, lost a £50 or £100 bet on here ( loser to donate to SBR Foundation), which he then reneged on, and eventually revealed his average weekly earnings, which were average. As you can imagine, we were very kind and understanding as we eviscerated him. Silly boy.

@Rayvin, that’s perhaps a bit cheeky from me- I’m not sure if you were around when our very own landscape gardener and charity thief dropped his earnings bombs on us?

Given the demands on their time from training etc, perhaps he should consider an intensive learning course- like, ooooh, I dunno, maybe something like a concentrated Nazi camp

100k p.a? Does he run his own landscape gardening company or something??

Looks like Batten bought his wig from a Viz advert.