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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Turtles all the way down! Hold on to your foil hat, my son, there's sand in the Vaseline.
  2. The denpressure is getting to you Parky
  3. I wouldn't climb over Kirsty to get to her.
  4. Guantanamo. Shit himself again on a flight in the US and got charged with discharging a dirty bomb.
  5. Doesn't work so well the other way
  6. Pizza prices up, heavy import duty on foreign duck, bong rampant.
  7. That's how "Marcus or fucking Jeremy, whatever" from SCS stole Debbie away from you.
  8. Just been to the Polling Station, one of the volunteers reckons it's the best turnout he's seen in a long while. Heres to Hope!
  9. beside a duck pizza for proof.
  10. Shearer Cole Macdonald. Coffee time.
  11. Merry Titmas young fellow-me-lad!
  12. And lives in a Fortress of Solitude. With Roomba.
  13. Senor Munez even told me you are even so unfunny you even make his teeth itch. Even.
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