Monkeys Fist

They're taking the fucking piss now. Brexit: 2018 Queen's Speech cancelled by government http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40317814

All the alcohols!

Dear Jeremy Thank you for your letter and I'd like to assure you I will do my utmost to ignore the points you raised in it. Meanwhile, I want to remind you that I and my talent are getting on with the job of provideing a strong and stable government whilst we negotiate a good deal for rich folks on Brexit. Fuck the NHS Theresa May

It'll be the Magedia's fault.

This stuff will be on hundreds of renovated blocks. I've worked on several in Newcastle, Leeds and Glasgow which have the same stuff. Thats just renovated council blocks. I'd be willing to bet that loads of the new student accommodation blocks which have sprung up everywhere will be covered in it. There's going to be some massive retro-fitting programmes coming soon.

Helmut Kohl, 87. Brot Brun. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-40307918

Pitiful.

So hear. Has anyone met him in real life?

It delays the blood cravings until the shadow of sweet night falls.

I've seen a few reports blaming the rapid spread on a recent external render. However it happened, it's horrific.

What do you call a Chinese bloke with a video camera?

He's loving it, isn't he

Is this Mayweather v that UFC gadgie? Mayweather will paste him, won't he?

The overt lacism in this thlead is unberievabru!

This feels all Wong.

1:20pm. June 12th 2017. Never forget.

I'd have thought it would be in the Torys best interests to have it in wet ink? Do the speech, then "accidentally" smudge the living shit out it, to accommodate all future u-turns. Strong and Stable.

Fulfills the thread title to the letter.

If they want to win back the crowd, they'll use this…