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Everything posted by Monkeys Fist
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I've previously mentioned that there's a kid in my daughter's year at school called Aragorn. Fucking Aragorn
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Deported.
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Aye, nice one HMHM, just fucking criminal that your family had to go through it.
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You're meant to be on 29, Shirley?
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One for Meenzer.
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https://tfl.gov.uk/bus/route/25/
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The Number of the Beast
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Fist Jnr shouts downstairs at 8:30pm, " Daa--aad, can I show you something?" Me. " It's well past bedtime, FJ, go to sleep!" FJ " But dad, it's really good!" Me " Go to sleep!" *hear thump thump thump as son runs downstairs. " But look!" Ffs!
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Abusive and threatening behaviour, right there
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Getting sacked for over doing the Kamagra Did you have an unauthorised boner?
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my favourite ever Viz cartoon, after much google-fu…
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She'll remember.
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Size of an elephant, you say? Whatever turns you on, Davide.
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Cheers gents, and bonus points to the bog-trotting gypsy for Salma.
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In your 12 years of posting here, is this your gayest moment? CT levels of camp.
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Been there. Taking my two to the Ardeche for two weeks in a month, staying in a luxury mobile home air conditioned shed. My daughter is a proper copper-top, so she'll be spending the entire fortnight unable to pick anything up due to the ceaseless application of factor 50, whilst I expect Fist Jnr to break most of the inventory of the entire campsite within the first day or two. I'll be constantly reminded that I'm now a fully-fledged "old bastard" as I wistfully pass the many sites of my various debauched activities from 25yrs ago, greyer, less agile, and now shouting " Put it down!" Instead of "Put it back in!" Cant wait.
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What size titties shall I post for you Dave?
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The real question here is did he use a Gillette or a Wilkinson Sword razor? The public demand answers.
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We should just call them all cunts, but I do see the hypocrisy.
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How we doing, boys?