Monkeys Fist

Poor kid.

Also, Tinder is great btw. I saved myself several hundred quid from the builders merchants by going on a Tinder spree- few bags of sand over the top and levelled off, and you’d never know.

How old is the nipper? Does he understand why his lass left him?

Don’t be daft man Looks nowt like him…

Is that in the old “R. Strain Antiques” premises?

I had a builder mate in Gloucester who combined the two… haven’t heard from him in years.

Not really- they were in Scotch.

Question 1. Hello Kyril, whilst we know you own a percentage of the club, does anyone know who owns these lock-opening devices?

Is that Micky Quinn’s brother?

Inspired by Ooh_yeah’s villainous treachery, I looked up Marshal Petain, the French cunt. His Mrs’ name, guffaw guffaw…

Fixed.

You’ll know once you’ve been seen by El Capo.

She’s got no choice- she needs to pay back the massive debts she accrued when she was a hooker.

@Zaro, I can only apologise for the rude boys n this thread, they are so naughty. I’ve reported them to the head of the Newcastle United Ultras, Adam Pearson, who will be speaking with them all. He’s your man for all fan club enquiries btw, you can contact him on Twitter ( Adam is the lad on the left, by the way).

Aye, I asked my daughter about them and she was “ Meh!” Speaking of the divine Ms. Cunningham, I’ve been getting right in to her 2nd album , Two Piece Puzzle - it’s very, very Zappa to my ear. The tempo changes, some of her guitar breaks and solos, and the drumming ( which is fucking superb).

Reading.…

Best hope none of them work at the bomb factory in Washington, eh?

100% so far this year. I’d also say that it’s only on a Fist match thread that you’ll get a bit of turkey dubstep thrown in for free.

What’s your beef, like?

Might as well be- Dazzler got it. He’s turning out in the Thai League 1 Paid 5 Dollah per game.

Have guess where Vukic is playing now?

It’s the hope that kills you- which is not something we’d ever have said under the previous regime. Knuckle down, crack on, and we’ll get there, if that I have no doubt.

You try typing out a thread title with fingers like pigs tits.