Monkeys Fist

How can you be sure?

Yes.

ftmaotf, innit.

Smashing Off Villa too, I almost feel sorry for the inbred fuckwits.

I’m sure you chaps have gone in to the thrilling financial details, but there’s one very important question about our potential new owner that needs answering. The answer is yes. Right in the stinker.

It’s taken time, but I’m finally able to admit that, whilst an audience member on Razzmatazz, I saw Alistair Pirrie’s knob, in the lavs when he nipped in for a piss. When I say, “I saw”, admittedly, I didn’t see much… and when I say “knob”, it was more like a reject walnut whip. But I was so traumatised that I tried to cop a feel of Zoe Brown’s snapper, and ended up getting thrown out. @metoo.

Dadoon.

I did a job recently that worked out at £250p/h. My house is a fucking tip though

Yes, Hartlepool is also a horrific, hell on Earth.

You bunch of plebs are not worthy of my distaste.....

Do they do a Band of Brothers and interview veterans? I've heard very good things about this.

He's like the 99,000th monkey in front of a keyboard, the one before they get the complete works of Shakespeare.

whilst giving the rancid beasts in "Readers Wives" a miss.

Spent his weekends with groups of strangely attired men, hunting for rusty nuggets, too.

Wasnt George Michael also fond of Bong, and a shit driver?

We named our red-headed daughter Annie It was a three-day labour, we were tired The laddie, Sam, gets Destructoboy, Stinkenstein, or The Knacker, depending on his comedy activities of the day.

@CartierDave? Or the Tory?

I'm waiting for a review of his watch from Parky.

I didn't. I knew all about his difficult childhood. From my aunt. Who chinned him. In Birmingham.

Aye, his parents sent him there after primary to avoid more chinnings from Aunty F.

My Brummie aunt went to school with him and used to chin him regularly.

I hated when that happened, tasted really cromulent.