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This fucking thread. Gemmill; “Doc, my knackers have hurt for 8 years” Doc; “ Stop fucking hoovers”.
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Political chlamydia, isn’t he.
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You did a Phtevie, didn’t you? How many times.
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When you’re unable to walk, they give you a drug that turns your stinker in to a tap? Pack of bastards.
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Fuck me! So how did you get around, wheelchair, hobble, ride a pig?
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Who has that much free time?
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Infected Gout of the Knees… …Oof! Thats a doozy.
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The one with the lisp that turns kids gay?
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Has your office got titanium blinds up, then?
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I predict they’ll finish turd bottom. “Turd” ”bottom” Laugh anytime you like…
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Anyone had a crack at this yet? I’m just about done with it and I have to say, it’s a fucking beautiful game world they’ve made. Shame about the character name, mind, as I couldn’t get away from the idea I was playing in Ancient Yorkshire.
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The “pancake” option.
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Presumably there’s a hole in it’s seat, otherwise there’s some considerable buttering of cheeks going on here.
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The Secret Diary of Lee Ryder (aged 44 and a half)
Monkeys Fist replied to Craig's topic in Newcastle Forum
Are you a Burradon Bamp? I’m never speaking to you again -
Materialism: The "What have you bought?" Thread
Monkeys Fist replied to Tooj's topic in General Chat
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Dirty Mackem Bastards
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If we all blink at the same time, will essembee fuck off?
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“Her” being Deee Lite bird? Howay man, you can’t just leave us hanging like that. Full story, immediately. ( There used to be a bar in Newcastle called The Jewish Mother, pretty close to SJP).
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The Secret Diary of Lee Ryder (aged 44 and a half)
Monkeys Fist replied to Craig's topic in Newcastle Forum
Aye, in the big concrete slide park. That thing (the slide) was fucking lethal. Edit; I think it might still be there. The concrete pitches and walls it was on definitely are. Found Terry Mac signing it, I recognise two of the kids on it as well http://www.gettyimages.co.uk/detail/news-photo/terry-mcdermott-newcastle-united-player-at-killingworth-news-photo/860064900?esource=SEO_GIS_CDN_Redirect#terry-mcdermott-newcastle-united-player-at-killingworth-play-area-to-picture-id860064900 The kid nearest to Terry was a proper