Monkeys Fist

This fucking thread. Gemmill; “Doc, my knackers have hurt for 8 years” Doc; “ Stop fucking hoovers”.

Political chlamydia, isn’t he.

You did a Phtevie, didn’t you? How many times.

When you’re unable to walk, they give you a drug that turns your stinker in to a tap? Pack of bastards.

Puff.

So, you rode pigs

Fuck me! So how did you get around, wheelchair, hobble, ride a pig?

Who has that much free time?

Infected Gout of the Knees… …Oof! Thats a doozy.

The one with the lisp that turns kids gay?

Has your office got titanium blinds up, then?

I predict they’ll finish turd bottom. “Turd” ”bottom” Laugh anytime you like…

Anyone had a crack at this yet? I’m just about done with it and I have to say, it’s a fucking beautiful game world they’ve made. Shame about the character name, mind, as I couldn’t get away from the idea I was playing in Ancient Yorkshire.

The “pancake” option.

Presumably there’s a hole in it’s seat, otherwise there’s some considerable buttering of cheeks going on here.

Are you a Burradon Bamp? I’m never speaking to you again

Does it inject Bong?

Dirty Mackem Bastards

If we all blink at the same time, will essembee fuck off?

“Her” being Deee Lite bird? Howay man, you can’t just leave us hanging like that. Full story, immediately. ( There used to be a bar in Newcastle called The Jewish Mother, pretty close to SJP).

Aye, in the big concrete slide park. That thing (the slide) was fucking lethal. Edit; I think it might still be there. The concrete pitches and walls it was on definitely are. Found Terry Mac signing it, I recognise two of the kids on it as well http://www.gettyimages.co.uk/detail/news-photo/terry-mcdermott-newcastle-united-player-at-killingworth-news-photo/860064900?esource=SEO_GIS_CDN_Redirect#terry-mcdermott-newcastle-united-player-at-killingworth-play-area-to-picture-id860064900 The kid nearest to Terry was a proper