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Everything posted by Monkeys Fist
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It does, to be fair
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Oh aye, I know precisely the kind of music, just never it heard called Yacht Rock before.
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Yacht Rock? That’s a new genre to me, mind.
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Newcastle United: Club Sold To PCP - Official
Monkeys Fist replied to The Mighty Hog's topic in Newcastle Forum
Twelve Trooper cycles. (Thats like a Star Wars parsec ) -
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Bit fucking nippy hanging off the Uni today, like. I almost put my gloves on… I tell thee
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I bet that stang.
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Monkeys Fist replied to Jimbo's topic in General Chat
Or “ Yo, da fuck?”, as Bravado Dave might say. -
We’ll be moving in the New Year. Moving to a bigger 1940s semi, with a fuck-off big extended kitchen and lounge. There’s no chains involved, so as long as there’s no fuckery from the buyer, it should be fairly smooth. I was round there this afternoon drawing up a list of what actually needs doing before we move, and what pointless shite Mrs. F will be unable to function without. It was a pleasingly small list.
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Newcastle United: Club Sold To PCP - Official
Monkeys Fist replied to The Mighty Hog's topic in Newcastle Forum
Stop wetting the bed, man! -
Newcastle United: Club Sold To PCP - Official
Monkeys Fist replied to The Mighty Hog's topic in Newcastle Forum
Honestly man Trooper, do yourself a favour and stop being remotely optimistic- we’re owned by Mike Ashley, the worst possible outcome in any given situation is the one that will happen. Think this way and anything nice that slips through the fatnet is s bonus. -
Even if he does look like the resultant monster from Mark Gatiss impregnating Rob Brydon.…
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In keeping with the time honoured traditions of TT, I feel I ought to inform you scurvy cunts that I sold my house today. Only put it on the market last week, so I’m fairly chuffed. I’ll keep you all minutely updated with every single detail of my experiences moving in to my new gaff, as and when it happens. I just know you’re all fighting the urge to crack one off from the sheer anticipation.
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A white horse walks in to a bar and the barman says, ” Oh, we’ve got a whisky named after you!” The horse says, ” Fuck off. Pint of lager”.
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Monkeys Fist replied to Jimbo's topic in General Chat
The disgust is palpable. -
My work here is done.
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Newcastle United: Club Sold To PCP - Official
Monkeys Fist replied to The Mighty Hog's topic in Newcastle Forum
And 15 pints. -
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Next you’ll be saying you want kids.
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Oh… have you got a BMW, Fish?
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Someone buy one. The poor lad can’t afford a nail to hang the bastard up with.
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Aaaand the City of Culcha 2021 is… Coventry The inbreeds couldn’t beat an egg at the moment.
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
He has.