Monkeys Fist

RIP, mad old cunt. ( Having said that, he wasn’t that old. 60 is virtually teenaged now).

Use the Google machine to look up Moroccan spicing. Works well on lamb, chicken and chips.

Don’t you have a loaf or two with your beans?

Since we’re here, you can buy stamps in booklets, not just individually.

Cheers matey.

Yes

Sheesh!

Is being a giant fanny the same as being a massive kernt, or is all just a bit vag(ue)?

Are all the books in Turkinese, or can I have duck pizza?

Has anyone eaten at Ephesus Turkish restaurant in Morpeth? Going there tomorrow for a pals 50th and wondering if it’s any good?

Is this a loan deal or permanent? I’m hearing mutterings that we’ve signed him for £16m?

Indeed. Also had a name only out-northerned by Alf Tupper (and his Fish Supper.)

Aye, it’s good isn’t it? Some hairy hippies copied it ten years later, too.

Surprised you noticed that , with your head in the sand and that.

90! Groovy Baby! Jason King has swung out

You’re also bang on about the character- just Wikied him.

“ Hi Steve, Love the show… can you play Joe Dolce for my beautiful wife? Thanks. Chris Mastree”.

I’ve heard a pissed cat, covered in nails, having a fight in a wok & they put Martin’s to shame.

Or, you don’t … ah, fuck it.

Relax man. No way they’ll re-introduce rationing.

Or you get but you don’t ask.

Barry sounds suspiciously similar to Count Arthur Strong. Anyway, this came up randomly on my Apple Music on the way home. Belter.