Monkeys Fist

One, three, potato.

Does WOC stand for Weps Of Chem?

Is you saying him be batty boi?

At this rate, I’ll only have my R. Kelly albums to fall back on.

FYFYPP

TL:DR. Arse Water.

More akin to Lardew.

Daft twat.

How’s the path?

FYP

Why do they do it to themselves ?

Let the “6 in a row-ah” parties commence.

Could someone try to explain Tubb’s point that he’s failing to make? I suspect there isn’t one, but I’d hate to miss out on the mad bantz if there was one.

I used to get absolutely scunnered on Leffe when I worked abroad God bless Belgian monks ( unless you’re a Belgian kid, obvs).

That would be karma on a “My Name is Earl” level.

He’s such a gas.

a.k.a. Quadriplegia.

My plan for the garage is to build myself a woodworking workshop. That’s not to say it can’t also be a beer parlour, too.

Me and my brother went to the Almasty open day at their brewery the other weekend, the fucker sandbagged me when he presented me with a pint of their Imperial Stout.… … it’s 11%! Thats a pint of coffee flavoured wine

I might just go for it. There’s a spot between the house and the garage that’s the perfect size- I had it earmarked as a bbq /outside kitchen area, but I’m sure that’d still work with a tiki bar alongside.

Fake news mate.

Not the best choice of phrase, you fat fucker.