Monkeys Fist

Wouldn’t it just be easier not to enter the fucking race in the first place?

Are you religious? If you are, then something like , ” This special day marks the start of your spiritual journey. May it bring lasting peace and joy to your life.” If not, something like, ”Lies. It’s all lies”

5th beer of the night. Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. ( almost actual size )

Did she ask him how many kids he had?

“ Make me proud Son”

He’s been suspended. Looks like he’s toast. Mark Field suspended as minister after grabbing activist https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48718725

When they’re not taking a shite all over the cemetery.

The most amazing thing about this song is how she manages not to stare/have a quick poke at Aaron Neville’s parasitic twin on his eyebrow.

He’s got the Vulcan death-grip on her, at the end. Live long and prosper, ( unless you’re poor, then fuck you).

I wonder if Mackem women complain if you leave the seat up after a match at the SOS?

Naga Munchetty interviewed some lass from Greenpeace this morning, her angle basically being, “ She was trespassing, deserved it” BBC, bastion of impartiality.

Oh, her. Edit; the bloke he pitched off a cliff survived, apparently.

I take it you’re upset with Honnold’s bint?

Aye, as amazing as Free Solo is, I found Dawn Wall a much more engaging film. From a climbing point of view, a route of such sustained difficulty is just mind boggling.

What’s impressive is that the guy filming made a clear choice between… 1) Huge whale only metres away in a once-in-a-lifetime shot 2) Titties.

Hang on, did Isegrim explosively shit his pants on the flight to Catalonia?

Sperm whale…

In an alternative universe, I’d like to be a milliner and make sarcastic money from this annual festival of Hat Twattery . ( the headline picture, “many like to keep things simple but elegant”, with a picture of some bint with a cloth Sydney Fucking Opera House on her head).

I have questions. What kind of animal is Peepoodo?

Tbf, I panic-shaved my nads when I caught crabs at 18, and it got rid of the buggers. The grow-back was an itchy week, mind.

I’m sure plenty of people will be offended by that, but let’s be honest, you could’ve said they had the first touch of an Ameobi, so let’s be grateful for that.

Don’t forget your shite bags

FYP

Have you seen Dawn Wall on Netflix? It’s as good.

Striped sleeves. Its not rocket science.