Monkeys Fist

I struggle to see past the title.

… without destroying a city or two

Aye, but there are some nice Americans. Wiping them out with a supersonic lump of space rock just to get rid of His Orangeness is a bit much I think it’ll be far more entertaining watching the White House implode when Stormy Daniels releases her tape of Trump getting pissed on and busting his mushroom in to his adult nappy.

What have you got against the mid-atlantic?

I read it as Tunguska being 185 times more energy than Hiroshima, so this thing would’ve been roughly 750 times more than Hiroshima. Either way, goodnight Vienna if the thing actually hit.

Or blame the marketing manager… Sam Allardyce: Everton boss says fan survey was 'a marketing slip-up' http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43828033

This could’ve spoiled the weekend, mind. https://www.sciencealert.com/giant-football-field-size-asteroid-surprise-flyby-earth

Lest we forget

Some radgepacket Vikings killed the top dog in Northumberland by cutting his ribs away from his spine, pulling his lungs out of the resulting hole-the blood eagle* * which in all probability, didn’t ever happen.

Aye, wor Aethel was Guthrum before he became a Jesus freak.

One burnt cakes, the other burnt Kent.

Proper edgy. I bet he’s pro-Aethelstan and anti-Alfred.

I can even afford to go on holiday without me Mam.

To be sure, to be sure, so it is.

He should be Canadian.

If you read this with a Brummie accent in mind, it sounds even fucking dumber.

He is from the Midlands

I’ll tell you what, the quality of WUMs these days is piss poor. You could spot spot this one a mile off, and his patter is rancid.

And you’re out of work at the moment. Its subsidised.