Monkeys Fist

Special Steven.

That would be fucking hilarious.

The mad stares before he launched in to song is quality. Also your last line

Naked gunman kills four in Nashville Waffle House http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-43855097 I have to admit that headline made me chuckle ever so slightly.

Sinks cooking lager…” Eehhhhhhhhhhh”

“ Just sit back and remember when we relegated them. They’ve never done that to us. We did it to ourselves” Mackems summed up in three lines

Ooh, I dunno mind, Christopher might’ve had an inkling…

SJWed your post.

Centimetres or inches?

Except Spinal Tap could actually play

They’re the gift that keeps on giving.

Aye.

Yes, but to avoid getting eggshell in them when you crack them in to a bowl, crack them in to a bowl beforehand.

Oof

In honour of the big yellow thing coming out to play.

A knickerwetting of Fists, obviously.

Like “ a bravado of Daves” ?

So, to avoid getting eggshell in it when you’re cracking your eggs, crack your eggs beforehand in to a bowl.

Is your oil hot enough?

Or a great big fucking asteroid landing in his phenomenally ugly head.