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Monkeys Fist

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  1. As if they’ll be able to afford a 2nd team
  2. “Eastleigh have changed managers frequently in recent seasons as Donald has tried to get the Hampshire club promoted to the English Football League (EFL).” Plus ca change, plus c’est le meme chose.
  3. I think he’s fairly restrained there, mind. If I was that close to 30yr old Vergara, I’d be tearing the neck off it.
  4. I live on island to the south east of the Faroe Islands. It’s nice enough, but the weather is shite.
  5. The abortion jokes and Sarah Sanders Predictably, the right are bleating like bitches about it.
  6. So, I was in a Roman maths quiz last night and was absolutely romping it, when, on the last question, I totally forgot how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals. I’m Livid.
  7. Just like that glorious day in March 1970?
  8. Piss poor trolling from the East Boldon Bunter this morning. Must try harder.
  9. Me too. Its them stopping and playing football that I’m not too keen on.
  10. Funny you should bring that up…
  11. Some boy,Bill. Penetrating while unconscious? I do well not to piss myself when I’m sparked out.
  12. Your arse turns purple for 24 hrs, apparently.
  13. I’ve just been stared at in the pub for chuckling through reading this and imagining the vocally-challenged fuckwits trying to pronounce all the non- British players.
  14. “ We’d like to introduce our new youth coach.…”
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