Monkeys Fist

He’s on his third pint of this…

That’s because all yours have disowned you.

I’m busy making a list of all my relatives that’ve registered on 23andme… … and checking over The Van.

Thought you might like this… https://twitter.com/lachlanffd/status/989498224187789313

5th best thing to come out Belgium, after; 1: Phiiiiilllliiiiip Albert 2: Beer 3: Chocolate 4: Paedos.

Bertrand

He’s more a moth. “ Ooh, bright lights!”

Me, or Boldon Bunty?

Why not try making some beer from pallets?

That looks really comfortable…

He’s not bothered with the kids since the lisping nursery teacher turned them gay.

Draws around cards for the “plan drawing”, has a ready made grid for the “ground plan”… nah, just freehand it in purple kiddies chalks.

Fuck that! Make a new one from pallets.

If I was a MLF, I’d be wondering why he didn’t pay off the debt years ago, and give them a chance off avoiding this stellar descent through the leagues. Glad he’s waited to deliver this parting hoof in the nuts, though.

Like you know who your dad is.

How’s he made it this far ?

You do realise, that’s not made from pallets, don’t you? For you to produce something like that, you’ll need a minimum of; Electric sander Electric planer Electric drill Mitre box Selection of handsaws. 6 months Skill. Better to pay the money

Try this.

“Plans” He’s just drawn around some playing cards.

You could’ve wiped off the jizz stain before you took the pic.

At least it’s not infested with seagulls… … oh, wait.

Expectation vs. Reality “ Didn’t have any nails so used wallpaper paste”

Aye, Poundland.