Monkeys Fist

Great game, and no it doesn’t. I used play for spliffs when I was a smelly hippy living in a tent I’m sure I’ve already told this thrilling tale, but I was stuck on Shell Island in Wales for a month or so with two other lads, we had backgammon matches but got sick of having to wait whilst the other two played, so we came up with a three person version, designed and made the board, pieces etc, then settled down to play.… … three hours later, having narrowly avoided chinning each other out of frustrstion when someone landed on your last piece, we decided it was better as a two man game

I think you might be on to something

What a lovely picture of domestic bliss … until he clicks on this.

You just know that the next spell of sunny weather, Rocky Rosenthal will be sinking the wheat biers and blasting this in to his neighbours gardens, until they look over his fence to see if he’s collapsed again and left it on repeat.… …Where they will be greeted by Bunter, casually glancing over the top of his £3:99 fake Raybans, giving a slight nod and shouting, ” Yeah, it’s my friends band, they dropped this last week…” , as his kids throw themselves under passing vehicles from the sheer embarrassment.

It’s a very nice way to spend time- you can start on flat water, ( lakes, mature rivers etc), and have a great time, getting on to moving/white water is another level, and supremely satisfying. Canadian canoes also have a far great cargo/beer capacity, so multi-day camping trips are a doddle. Hoping to take the kids along the Caledonian at some point in the future.

No time for apologies with all the paddling and moose fucking.

Like gaming, I’m also looking forward to building myself a woodwork workshop in my new gaff, and churning out terrible pieces of dead tree for Mrs. F. to pretend she likes. Canadian canoeing too, although it’s a rare thing nowadays.

I like to photograph roundabouts, but only ones with 5 or more routes converging on them. The rest can fuck right off, I haven’t got time to waste.

Time travel wizardry by Gloomy there.

Her prolapse makes it tricky.

I wonder how Rention’s head is this morning

That’s a remarkable recovery time for a man of your age. Did you swap hands and go for a “stranger” for Round 2?

“Quick” One-handed.

Sister Act? I’m not surprised it traumatised you.

You’re only a couple of years older than me. No recollections of, say, Jaws or Star Wars, or (more likely ), Grease? The earliest film you can remember is some shitty biopic about a fat psycho clown

I prefer Denratty.

I can come round in the gang bus if you’re not up to driving.

What’s happening tomorrow?

SCRAAAAWK!

This film was made in 1992 CT, and its one of the first you remember? You’d have been in your mid-twenties. Wtf?

That’s just how the word “gang” sounds when you’ve got a mouthful of seagull cock.