Monkeys Fist

The Dong.

I think we’ll be waiting a loooong time before they contaminate the Premier League again, mind. ( If ever).

Mint

“Power virgins”

Aghan kush?

Bed and breakfast or room only?

I don’t really think he supports NUFC, mate. I think he’s purely here for wummery. Failing pretty spectacularly, mind

That from Aghanisan, then?

The dog at the end

Nah, well before Ant launched his Antschluss.

Or

Here you go

Yes, you are and yes I do.

Neither does essembee, he’s a massive Walter

Ah, the good old days, when all we had to worry about was keeping the head boy’s dick out of any nearby pig heads. That, and him selling the place down the river in a pissing contest.

Not surprising- if he could stay focused on his Berlin Defense whilst getting bummed to oblivion, not even your seagull psychosis would’ve phased him.

He also made an “instruction” tape that he’d play to his victims, of dos and don’ts, what he was going to do to them, etc. The transcript of it is linked at the bottom of his wiki page. It’s possibly one of the most disturbing things I’ve ever seen/read, (and I’ve seen CT’s attempts at cooking.) The fucker died a year after he was convicted, too, so he essentially got away with it.

You should look up David Parker Ray, The Toy Box Killer. NSFL.