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Everything posted by Monkeys Fist
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Happy as ten pigs in shit, me. I’d take it all the way to eleven if you fucked off.
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We all wish you hadn’t.
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Aye, he’s fucking gone.
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“Very regularly” Out of 9 results, 3 were by our “mystery bogtrotter” 2 were by Adolf Arsehole here.
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Outstanding
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I think we’ve broken him, he’s gone Leazes and hunted down everyone’s half-decade old typos. RIP CT, the best mildly-cheese-smelling, white-flecks-of-spit-in-the-side-of-your-fucking-mouth- having, attention span of a … ooh look, a squirrel! Tory bastard cabbie of my lifetime. We’ll miss you and your tomato’s.
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To find a typo from me you went back to 2013, the year. To find a typo from you I wouldn’t even need to go back to 20:13 this evening. ( can’t believe you actually went looking through five years of posts, either, you fucking turbo-spaz. ).
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Given how he chucked the fuckers on top of every single one of his culinary disasters, you’d think he might get it right
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Kilauea: Hawaii emergency declared over volcano eruption http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-44001651 Posted this simply to appreciate the outrageously daft name of the Civil Defence Administrator… telegram for Talmadge Mango, telegram for Talmadge Mango.
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It’s one of my Sunshine Fanny staples
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Having perused the politics threads on here…
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And him in top set as well.
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Selling tickets.
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Fucking hell He’s been done.
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How much has the daft twat actually paid for it?
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Aye, aye, but were you in the top set for maths????
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Film/moving picture show you most recently watched
Monkeys Fist replied to Jimbo's topic in General Chat
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They’re on a roll of prime fuckwittery at the minute.
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There’s a thread about gigs at SJP, one of the throbbers came out with …
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Aye, he snuck that one in.
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Gilgamesh kicks Enkidu’s arse, but eventually dies.
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How long do we reckon before The Dong goes from their new(est) Messiah to getting his car windows smashed every match day? Also, once he realises what a fucking mess the place is, is there anything to stop him winding the business up and selling off the assets for whatever he can get?