Monkeys Fist

Take this bed-wetting nonsense and…

5-0. 3 from Isak, 3 from The Bull of t’Leeds, 3 from Bruno and a hat trick from Gordon. BUJ7 with a brace for the winner.

“Can you point to the page where the bad man made you enter a false amount? “

My mate is a lumberjack so last Christmas I got him a watch. An’ a log.

Speaking of time travel, I heard a great joke next week.

One of my daughter’s friends has been kicked out tonight, so we’re arranging emergency beds* and related palaver so the poor lass can sleep with a roof over her tonight. What kind of cunt kicks a 16yr old lass out on the street, ffs? *Guess who’s kipping on the fucking sofa tonight…

It’s a bit daft that they have to put an R in anal … … as well.

Aye, full of them too.

Stained glass, seagulls with vendettas, ear-flicking Chavs. This has got legs, Lynne.

First time I’ve seen that, cheers. Makes you think…

Fucked his Mrs. again though , so silver linings and that.

Cullercoats in 20 years when we’re all basking in Mediterranean climates.

Looks like him, mind.

Just in from graft, Dweezil the derg has been to the mutt barber.… Obviously asked for the Bald Twit Lion look.

What’s funny about Bobbie Jackson?

And of course.

FOR SALE- 1 Large Toilet.

Hakewna Matata marra, Hawkewna Matata.

RIP. Who can forget when he planted the flag in Fenerbace’s centre spot?

The only one I wouldn’t knock the hips out of would be Pigsy Beckham.

Isak Go on son 4-0. Lets have the five

Bruuuuuuuuno!