Monkeys Fist

What bike did you have?

No mate, you’re not. He had the courage of his convictions.

Denser than a lead roof.

Course you don’t. And you’ve also deleted every single picture of you on one… biker culture.

No bike though, is there?

Public service.

I’ve posted a blacked-out picture from your twitter profile, which is very much in the public domain. If you like, I’ll post the unedited one? ( although, all anyone need do is google image search the one above and it’ll bring up the full horror show as the first result … oops! ). Don’t come on here and play the WUM, then whine like a little bitch when you get called out, Dicky. How’s your meniscus?

That’s my family you’re taking about there, you filthy animal.

You’re not the sharpest tool in the box, Dicky, are you?

What bike have you got. Lets see a pic of you on it, wearing the vest.

When such an obvious WUM as wor Dicky signs up with an email address that is “his full name@ilovenazis.com ( ) it’s hard to resist. One part of that email may not be entirely accurate.

Theyre almost as confused as our friendly German-Roma Nazi Tory friend.

Fisted.

Ok. So you have no interest in either the Prussian Military, nor the German Empire’s Military which followed it. You even go so far as to say you’re “not a big military guy”. You also add that your Mam is a German Roma, ( I’m sure you also have lots of black friends, eh? ). Which makes this all the more puzzling. Thats you isn’t it? That’s a German Iron Cross on your vest thing. Since we’ve already established you’re not interested in German Military history pre- WWII, I’m just curious why you’d wear a vest which has an Iron Cross prominently displayed on a Twitter profile picture? It’s almost as if you wanted to provoke a little bit of outrage, but didn’t have the stones to go all out and wear a Swastika, (maybe in case your dear old German-Roma Mam caught you and took away your internet?) Am I right, Dicky, or is there an innocent explanation?

So, for clarity, does that mean you are interested in the German Empire or not? Yes or no will suffice.

Last one Fucking musical honey on toast

Prussia was a Kingdom mate, and definitely not Fascist. Ok, I’ll have to assume then that your interest lies in the German Empire, 1871-1918. Also not Fascist, so you’re ok declaring your clear interest.

Debbie fuckin Harry

Aye, aye, blah blah, but what about your interest in the Prussian Military. Simple question really.

Fascinating. Did anyone in Bedlington ask you about your interest in the Prussian Military?

Newcastle City Council. You should really know that , being a proud NUFC fan and that…

We haven’t had a Tory councillor for 22 years and counting. The good folk of my home city know what side their bread is buttered.

Laugh through the pain, old chap. Stiff Upper Back, it’s the English Way.… You sponging fucking spacka.

A&E - “ Hello, what’s the emergency?” Coventory Tit- “ I’m feeling discomfort in my left meniscus” A&E- “ …” Coventory Tit- “ THE NHS IS BROKEN!!”