Monkeys Fist

Like it’s up to you.

Stop it!

More of a Lucky Dick fan?

Howay Strawb, keep up, he’s burnt his napper today so he’ll be sponging for another month at least.

Is it the “Fuck You, Uk Contest” already?

Favourite Prodigy track

I’ll bet you were a filthy Chipite.

What about Simon Wiesenthal?

Ooh, a friend, a friend !

What made you think it was a good idea growing it back? Combat the wind burn when you’re on the bik… … oops

These rogue ginger ropes are the precursors to the arrival of their white brethren.

Whoosh

Odd choice. I’d imagine Track 1 would send you into a Union Jack-draped frenzy of ignorance, whilst Track2 would send you in to deep depression as you realise you have none.

Burnt twice in 24hrs. Best go on the sick.

Nah, unlike Dicky, I don’t have Harry Styles Eyesight…

Southerners man- give them flat, bland pisswater and they’ll lap it up.

Too late.

Aren’t toddlers wonderful?

Calm down Adolf, you know what happens when you get angry…

If we wanted dick pics, we’d ask for them.

Took a minute or two.

Jews For Conservativism.

He either needs to shave, or comb the whole fucking thing up over.

That’s what your Hero said in 1944, too.