Monkeys Fist

No one cares. Fuck off , fraud.

Third Charlton brother, aged 72, to play for England http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-44074012 Jack’s “advice”

It’s Friday. Have the whole thing!

No denial, though.

Shirley?

Yodel or DPD?

Can’t we use some of the £350m a week Boris promised us to “fix the broken” construction industry? Hmm?

Marquis of Internet rules?

yes.

A hamster?

Then getting reported tomorrow morning for benefit fraud. What a time to be alive!

His anxiety is at critical level now he’s realised he’s getting investigated by the DSS There aren’t enough pies in the West Midland to induce him into a food coma tonight.

You live near Wednesbury. You have my deepest sympathy.

What were you doing in that shithole?

Do you go for the £4:50 basic wash, or the £7 full wash and wax?

And… just in case you think I’m joking in the above post, I’m not. I want to make that clear. I wouldn’t want you thinking I’d been underhand when I inform them about your benefit fraud.

Someone is paying you to walk? Nice work. I’ll be letting your local dole office know, just in case you forget to declare it.

He’s gone full retard hasn’t he?

Wtf? Dicky’s brain has started shutting down non-vital functions as part of his defence mechanism - fight or shite. He can’t fight as he’s too fat, soooo…

Transvestite too, the thot plickens.

You ever go to a public toilet, and see a nugget of shite floating in the bowl, but you’re bursting so you have a piss It’s impossible not to piss on the nugget before you flush the whole mess away, isn’t it? You’re the nugget.

Very “special”

Your grand pop would so proud of you.