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Everything posted by Monkeys Fist
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No one cares. Fuck off , fraud.
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
Third Charlton brother, aged 72, to play for England http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-44074012 Jack’s “advice” -
It’s Friday. Have the whole thing!
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No denial, though.
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Shirley?
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Yodel or DPD?
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Can’t we use some of the £350m a week Boris promised us to “fix the broken” construction industry? Hmm?
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Marquis of Internet rules?
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yes.
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A hamster?
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Then getting reported tomorrow morning for benefit fraud. What a time to be alive!
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His anxiety is at critical level now he’s realised he’s getting investigated by the DSS There aren’t enough pies in the West Midland to induce him into a food coma tonight.
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You live near Wednesbury. You have my deepest sympathy.
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What were you doing in that shithole?
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Do you go for the £4:50 basic wash, or the £7 full wash and wax?
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And… just in case you think I’m joking in the above post, I’m not. I want to make that clear. I wouldn’t want you thinking I’d been underhand when I inform them about your benefit fraud.
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Someone is paying you to walk? Nice work. I’ll be letting your local dole office know, just in case you forget to declare it.
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He’s gone full retard hasn’t he?
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Wtf? Dicky’s brain has started shutting down non-vital functions as part of his defence mechanism - fight or shite. He can’t fight as he’s too fat, soooo…
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Transvestite too, the thot plickens.
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You ever go to a public toilet, and see a nugget of shite floating in the bowl, but you’re bursting so you have a piss It’s impossible not to piss on the nugget before you flush the whole mess away, isn’t it? You’re the nugget.
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Very “special”
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Your grand pop would so proud of you.