Monkeys Fist
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So, the long awaited investment loan is for stuff that your average massive club wouldn’t think twice about. How embarrassing.
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All of 80s Byker was an Eastern Europe Iron Curtainesque paradise. -
Presto at Killy was fucking rank
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Vorsprung Dick Technik?
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What do call a girl with sausages on her head? Barbie.
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I had no idea Isegrim was as old as Noelie! Cunt.
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Celebrating tomorrow morning… ”Giz them aal except that rabbit food, pet!”
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I bet Wor Steve nearly dropped his crisps when they told him.
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So, the JC is calling JC an AS? Jesus Christ!
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Time you got Withe the programme.
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Me -“ I heard of a new position today, shall we try it?” Mrs. F - “ Go for it, sex machine” Me- *stands on her ladygarden Mrs. F- left hook.
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Where do we stand on “ you massive fucking fanny?” Asking for a friend
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Speaking of shit, it’s Diaper Don
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That’s a very polite way of asking for dick pics 😂
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Clownist! Reported.
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Is that a bit cuntist?
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
I meant Charnley, not Ryda. But your point still stands. -
Depends on whether or not they’re a cunt.
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That’s no way to talk about Proudgayref, Gloomy. He can’t help being a ref, some lads are just born refs.
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“Germplasm”, whatever the fuck that is, sounds like a very niche porn category.
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
Guess who we’ll be getting after Bruce ? ( Hi Lee, how’s Mike?) -
“ Wee “
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“Me naime iz Le Ryda”
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When it’s raining shit, you miss the odd nugget.
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Film/moving picture show you most recently watched
Monkeys Fist replied to Jimbo's topic in General Chat
Speaking of Star Wars, do you know the average internal temperature of a Tauntaun?
