Monkeys Fist

Definitely something. The top one was her first choice, pre-“ I don’t like it”. Bottom one is what I’ve spent Mon-Wed refuckingpainting!

Aye. Mind you, speaking of Uncal Mick-esque, this from another thread where they’re yet again claiming SBR was a MLF.

Lads, call 999, I think essembee has just had a stroke.

Ray Wilson: England World Cup-winning defender dies http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44140722 He probably saw Exciting Gareth’s squad and thought “ fuck it, I’m off”. RIP

RTG will be in meltdown.

He did, didn’t he, about 10-12 minutes after kick off … when we were 0-3 down. The twat used to spend most of the 1st half sat up with the jewellery-rattlers, “analysing”.

Newcastle 1-4 Fucking Portsmouth! Portsmouth!!!!!!! The useless, hippo-heeded, bung-taking, long-ball lumping, cunt.

That’s fucking mental.

It’s like pubic tumbleweed

This, and the album it’s from, have kept me ploughing on with the fun of (re)painting.

Shit man. Good that it’s treatable though? Stay positive and all that.

FYP, Donner McLeod

What about his 1st Amendment rights, though but?

( all of that post was spot on too).

Jamón Ibérico?

Rayvin is a dirty Gammon.

Dear Women Please leave your tits in the fridge, then fuck off out of it. Thanks. The Rational Half of the Planet.

I’d love to be a fly on the wall for the moment they realise that not even Joe Fuckin Kinnear would drop that low.

If he’d any sense, he’d be shutting his twitter, fb and Instagram accounts and opening new private ones. But then, he’s bought sunderland F.C. so he’s obviously got none

Isn’t that Dumbledore out of Lord of the Rings?

Spacecadet ducksmokesquack morris belial ( whatever it fucking was). 4 accounts.

Steward. Its even spelt correctly for him in the tag.

Gotta catch them all, though!