Monkeys Fist

Speaking of daft dialects, @wykikitoon, make sure Callum’s kid doesn’t give you any grief.

“ Holy Goodnight” ” Is she havin’ a laugh?” Top commentary from @ewerk there, to be sure x2, so it is.

Fyp

If/when we peddle Miggy, he goes with my best wishes tbh. Clearly not quite up to scratch now, but he’s one of those lads I can’t help but like. If his skill matched his effort he’d be a world beater, but it doesn’t. Best of luck to him wherever he goes.

Moyes taking the applause at his last home game as Wistaaaahm boss. Leaving at end of the season… In totally unrelated news https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-68985701

I’ve got some pig, sheep and bird marinating in the fridge for tomorrow’s lunch of Greek meat kebabs, dolmades, deep fried halloumi bits and a few salads. Watermelon, fresh mint and feta is on the cards for the rabbit food bowl.

The Heed have just gone 1-0 up at Wembley just before HT, if anyone wants an excuse for CANS!

Aye well Need to absolutely fucking pagger Ten Pence’s group of 11 individuals mid week then. 5-0 to us I’d say, just for a change

Nice to see Trips back.

Not with this fucking ref.

CIGGY!!!!!!!!

One ear flick and Renton will be in a dead feint.

Fyp

@wykikitoon ’appen

Speaking of speed bumps …

Well, that’s abominable.

This lad here is one of my old workmate’s grandsons. Poor kid is from Blyth , absolutely worships BDB, who has gone over and above with this initiative, according to said mate.

Fucking poetry, that, Gloomy.

Maybe he’s just going to expand the circle of his friends?

I have to confess, whilst I’m about 80% utterly indifferent to the whole shenanigans , I very much hope that the Israeli lass wins by a fucking landslide, just to give all the social media posture-merchants a nugget of shit in their Sunday morning turmeric shots. It’s a fucking song contest, ffs.

Is that Sandy? Lovely lass, stinks of bins.

It’s a bit of a shock to find the Dutch being ridiculously racist…