Monkeys Fist

He’d need a minimum of two fans to get through this line “Niggas, bitches, honkies, crackers, “ without giving himself a conniption. What a fucking plum.

So, does the “empty” side look like elbow skin, or has your remaining nut done a Tony Blair and moved to the centre?

It’s also because the BBC news dept. has been hijacked by Tory journalists- Kuensberg et al.

Donald & Methven a.k.a. Krusty and Sideshow Mel.

Sanitation?

It’ll come as no surprise to any of you that Portnoy’s Complaint was the first Roth novel I read. RIP.

I seriously hope the Netflix documentary gets a second season

Fahnny Abaht from Little Twotting-on-the-Wold. Do you think some of these might be made up?

The Fascist cost them dearly.

MLFed YP.

Happy Birthday gentlemen. NSFL.

FFP, ffs

Aye, but 6 in a row Marra.

Pellegrini’s left hand is FUCKING MASSIVE!

(seriously though, what pictures??)

With scabies.

They’re absolutely noshing-off “Big Charlie”.… the rampant Tory. It’ll be a fucking hoot when he starts selling off the training ground, bit by bit, to housing developers.

Eh? Emery is Basque/Spanish. What am I missing here?

This “Whey Aye” big wheel they’re planning for Spillers Wharf… They can fuck right off with the name. If we’re having a Ferris Wheel, it’s The Bob Ferris Wheel , or else it’s getting burnt down.

Coleman- “ Are you fucking pissed, mate?”

What a riveting conversationalist you must be How long before he asked you to turn up the Erasure/Communards Greatest Hits Compilation you had on?

So, it’s cost him £40million, there’s no “international consortium”, it’s just him and his Thatcher-loving mate. Fucking mint. Let the slow but steady dawning of reality at the Bungalow of No Lights commence.

Is he from Boldon?