Monkeys Fist

@Christmas Tree , found this cracking set of garden furniture mate, dirt cheap but built to last. http:/www.topqualitygardengearformackems.com

The closest Penfold gets to working out is when he runs and hides from any decisions.

If you had to run anywhere it’d be like scrotal Clackers (perfectly SFW linky, btw )

He’d need a minimum of two fans to get through this line “Niggas, bitches, honkies, crackers, “ without giving himself a conniption. What a fucking plum.

So, does the “empty” side look like elbow skin, or has your remaining nut done a Tony Blair and moved to the centre?

It’s also because the BBC news dept. has been hijacked by Tory journalists- Kuensberg et al.

Donald & Methven a.k.a. Krusty and Sideshow Mel.

Sanitation?

It’ll come as no surprise to any of you that Portnoy’s Complaint was the first Roth novel I read. RIP.

I seriously hope the Netflix documentary gets a second season

Fahnny Abaht from Little Twotting-on-the-Wold. Do you think some of these might be made up?

The Fascist cost them dearly.

MLFed YP.

Happy Birthday gentlemen. NSFL.

FFP, ffs

Aye, but 6 in a row Marra.

Pellegrini’s left hand is FUCKING MASSIVE!

(seriously though, what pictures??)

With scabies.

They’re absolutely noshing-off “Big Charlie”.… the rampant Tory. It’ll be a fucking hoot when he starts selling off the training ground, bit by bit, to housing developers.

Eh? Emery is Basque/Spanish. What am I missing here?

This “Whey Aye” big wheel they’re planning for Spillers Wharf… They can fuck right off with the name. If we’re having a Ferris Wheel, it’s The Bob Ferris Wheel , or else it’s getting burnt down.

Coleman- “ Are you fucking pissed, mate?”