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    … cough…ahem… @The Fish… cough. Watchmen creator Alan Moore: Modern superhero culture is embarrassing https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-50473092
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    re. Aaron Banks leaked messages etc. Will the criminal/immoral activity be… 1) Political 2) Sexual 3) Financial 4) Racist 5) Yes.
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    I did that next week.
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    Which bit? Turd or tittays? ( remember, you’re watching it upside too, so the start is the end, or something…).
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    Fucking Potato Face is soooo convinced that Peacock’s goal didn’t cross the line, until the replay proves him wrong- “Oh dear… looks over”. Cunt From 1:00- the magic moment at about 1:46
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    As much as I’d like to see him peg it horribly, (fully aware but uncontrollably shitting himself to death in prison or something), I’d also want him to stick around long enough to see his “legacy” as President being comprehensively torn to shreds by someone with human decency.
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    Fist Jr. has been off school on a sicky today, so we ended up watching Kong Skull Island this afternoon. What a heap of steaming turd. Not even Brie Larson’s jiggly tittays could save it.
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    I got a taxi the other day and the driver was banging on about his recipe for duck and kebab pizza- I asked him how to cook it? ” Sling it in the microwave- it’s oven ready…” wibble wibble.
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    If you’re in a hurry, get the espress.
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    They turn up at 5 pasta hour.
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    Stokoe was from Prudhoe iirc.
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    “ I did not FUCKING BASTARD ARSE BOLLOCKING CUNTY FUCK even meet that PISSFLAP ARSEHOLE FUCKING BITCH girl.” + sweating like fuck
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    And supporting paedos. Did I mention that.
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    What issues does he have with craft beer, or is it the spunktrumpets who treat it like a religion he has issue with?
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    That’s a whole new level of stupid. Let the fucker starve.
  18. Monkeys Fist
    I saw Richard Gadd doing Monkey See Monkey Do on one of the arts or comedy channels the other night. Not your standard stand-up fare, but pretty good. ( If you haven’t seen or heard of him, he does the entire show whilst running on a treadmill, next to a screen which plays his “thoughts” as he’s running.)
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    https://www.lunajets.com/en/why-lunajets/private-jet-hire-cost Ne pleb pas.
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    Do you two come with fried pineapple or egg?
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    Him or me?
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    If Boris was my Dad, I wouldn’t want him telling anyone. Not defending the cunt, mind. If you can’t be honest about something as straightforward as “ how many kids have you got”, it doesn’t bode well for his integrity on other matters.
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    He’s not the sharpest tool in the box, is he?
  25. Monkeys Fist
    I love it when you talk dirty.
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