Monkeys Fist

We’ll be the judge of that… … sexypants.

One Night in Paris - a bit thin, plot wise, the main characters are annoying as fuck, (one is a right cunt), but the final shot is a real “in your face” effort.

Nor do I claim non-existent military service, but hey ho!

You would.

I was working with some lads from North Wales the other week, when they announced him. “ Sunderland have just appointed Jack Ross as manager, boyos. Yacky Da!” ” Who?” ” Silly me- they’re a small League One club on the outskirts of Newcastle.”

Minor Lassies Fans Still works

How very dare you!

You might be on to something here, Porkenstein. I got this absolute cunt. Happy Talk my arse.

Can someone more capable than me put “Sound of Silence” on that clip?

Poor fucker, The brief look around amid the deafening silence, as realisation dawns in him.

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/maradona-was-a-mlf.1432681/ But, “deluded Mags…”.

“Hoy, Pedro! Dos Cervezaaaazzzz! “

If this is your level of sales pitch, I’m not surprised Fucking Marcus, Tarquin, whatever managed to move in on Debbie from Accounts at SCS.

MLFed YP.

Have a massive, stinky shite in one of those cardboard pots, then slide it under his bed.

You couldn’t make it up. He’ll undoubtedly celebrate his release with a curry and a pint of good old English …lager.

Yeah, his Mam carved the Sunday roast when he was a kid, and he uses his left leg on Sundays, soooo…

As your average, everyday punter, I really couldn’t give a flying fuck what some overpaid fanny chooses to scratch in to the skin of his leg. Anyone acting offended by this is SJWing like a motherfucker. What actually offends me is not that someone in the squad has a barely visible, shit tattoo. No, it’s that the barely visible, shit manager of that squad has effectively guaranteed our failure in the tournament by refusing to consider players on their merit, as opposed to being “good boys”. Oh, and the Sun can’t fuck off and catch Uber Ebola fast enough for me. Anyone working for that shitcloth wants a good look at themselves.

With nice tits.

Quite refreshing to hear a darling of the left come out with this… Mariella Frostrup: Men face 'double standard' over celebrity lust http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-44287094 ( also worth pointing out that I would pound Ms. Frostrup until her arse collapsed in on itself and went supernova. I can say that now, aye?)

21- “kid”.